vision of birds dancing on our head

Jesse planned a spontaneous getaway to Galveston for the night at a great hotel. Ok, so here is a story for you...picture this: nice hotel, great pool layout including a hot tub, great dinner and just a side note; birds chirping all around (of course you can expect lots of birds at the beach, right?).
After dinner we were planning to sit in the hot tub for a nice relaxing evening. It was dark outside and being near the beach you could still hear noisy birds all around but really couldn't see them. So, we slip into the nicely heated hot tub and as soon as we get settled for a our nice relaxing evening we both notice a funny smell (me and smells just don't go very well together). We look around but didn't really notice anything and just move past it and proceed to just sit back and relax. Just then Jesse says "um mm Liz, look up!". So I looked up and YIKES, WOW, black birds and more black birds covering the trees in close range above our heads. With chills up and down my spin I let out a soft scream, grossed out shake and proceed to escape from something landing on my head. I wanted OUT of that hot tub!! So, Jesse and I get out of the hot tub into the cold air to check out the other pool temperatures...this was the only "hot" tub...so we think, OK, maybe we can do this, maybe we can find a spot and avoid bird droppings in our eyes or on our heads, so we (me reluctantly) slip back into the hot tub, but just as we stepped back in one (or many) bird droppings, yes poop, landed right in the hot tub and on the ledge around the hot tub. As we look around we find a very uncomfortable situation of bird droppings "all up in" and around the hot tub. We then realized there is no escaping this situation and what a mess it really was plus all I could think was SHOWER, SHOWER, SHOWER. It was as if the birds were laughing at us all perched in their trees! So I think you should always go with your first instinct and avoid the stink! :) We decided (not a hard decision) to just forget the hot tub and ended up in the somewhat heated pool for the evening. It still was a great evening although we will never forget the vision of black birds dancing about and above our heads!!!